Shelly Belly
Who names a dog Shelly? It’s the most human name and it was bestowed upon the most canine of dogs. … Continue reading Shelly Belly
Category: Dogs
The Traffic Stop
Pie Hole is not good pizza. In fairness, at 2:30am after slinging drinks for 8-hours, covered in spilt booze, sweat … Continue reading The Traffic Stop
Last of the Beaver Goats
He was our happy mistake. Abandoned for no good reason, he found himself in a foster home awaiting adoption. Erin … Continue reading Last of the Beaver Goats
Mites. Why’d it have to be mites?
She weighs 71.3-pounds. Her fur is reddish-brown with soft waves that go from left-to-right. On her under-carriage she has a … Continue reading Mites. Why’d it have to be mites?
Raskin's Rhetoric 