Frequently Answered Questions at Keys On Main
Last Wednesday was slow at the club. There was approximately 20 people in the room watching the dueling piano show. … Continue reading Frequently Answered Questions at Keys On Main
Category: Bar Life
The Perfect Bar
It starts with a smell. Nothing is more important when stepping into a bar for the first time than how … Continue reading The Perfect Bar
Laryngitis Commando
The end is nigh. That’s fancy English speak for the ending is coming soon but I can’t know for sure. … Continue reading Laryngitis Commando
White Girl Drunk
If asked what my favorite part of bartending is, I would answer quickly and with the utmost certainty. It isn’t … Continue reading White Girl Drunk
Fireball is for Losers
I don’t drink from pints nor do I consume from handles. Having limitations in your liquor consumption means having standards. … Continue reading Fireball is for Losers
Letter To A New Bartender
Welcome aboard! Congratulations on your new position. I’m sure that the interview process was tough and thorough but your resume … Continue reading Letter To A New Bartender
The Angry Toe
I saw stars. Literally a galaxy of bright lights bursted under my eyelids as the keg fell to the ground. … Continue reading The Angry Toe
