
Frequently Answered Questions at Keys On Main
Last Wednesday was slow at the club. There was approximately 20 people in the room watching the dueling piano show. … Continue reading Frequently Answered Questions at Keys On Main
Last Wednesday was slow at the club. There was approximately 20 people in the room watching the dueling piano show. … Continue reading Frequently Answered Questions at Keys On Main
It starts with a smell. Nothing is more important when stepping into a bar for the first time than how … Continue reading The Perfect Bar
The end is nigh. That’s fancy English speak for the ending is coming soon but I can’t know for sure. … Continue reading Laryngitis Commando
If asked what my favorite part of bartending is, I would answer quickly and with the utmost certainty. It isn’t … Continue reading White Girl Drunk
I don’t drink from pints nor do I consume from handles. Having limitations in your liquor consumption means having standards. … Continue reading Fireball is for Losers
Welcome aboard! Congratulations on your new position. I’m sure that the interview process was tough and thorough but your resume … Continue reading Letter To A New Bartender
I saw stars. Literally a galaxy of bright lights bursted under my eyelids as the keg fell to the ground. … Continue reading The Angry Toe
There are two groups of people I am constantly amazed at. The first are white people who can flawlessly perform … Continue reading Fish with Dynamite
My name is Ben Raskin and I am the governor of the Island of Misfit Toys. That’s what I am … Continue reading Governor of the Island of Misfit Toys
It’s not the heat that grabs you but the lack of air. The air is thin. Too thin to work … Continue reading The Thin Air