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Frequently Answered Questions at Keys On Main
Bar Life

Frequently Answered Questions at Keys On Main

Last Wednesday was slow at the club. There was approximately 20 people in the room watching the dueling piano show. … Continue reading Frequently Answered Questions at Keys On Main

Bar Life

The Perfect Bar

It starts with a smell. Nothing is more important when stepping into a bar for the first time than how … Continue reading The Perfect Bar

Bar Life

Laryngitis Commando

The end is nigh. That’s fancy English speak for the ending is coming soon but I can’t know for sure. … Continue reading Laryngitis Commando

Bar Life, Salt Lake City, Utah

White Girl Drunk

If asked what my favorite part of bartending is, I would answer quickly and with the utmost certainty. It isn’t … Continue reading White Girl Drunk

Bar Life, Salt Lake City

Fireball is for Losers

I don’t drink from pints nor do I consume from handles. Having limitations in your liquor consumption means having standards. … Continue reading Fireball is for Losers

Bar Life, Salt Lake City, Utah

Letter To A New Bartender

Welcome aboard! Congratulations on your new position. I’m sure that the interview process was tough and thorough but your resume … Continue reading Letter To A New Bartender

Bar Life, Health

The Angry Toe

I saw stars. Literally a galaxy of bright lights bursted under my eyelids as the keg fell to the ground. … Continue reading The Angry Toe

Bar Life, iTunes Podcasts, Podcast, Prep Sports, Salt Lake City, Salt Lake Tribune, The Podcast

Fish with Dynamite

There are two groups of people I am constantly amazed at. The first are white people who can flawlessly perform … Continue reading Fish with Dynamite

Bar Life, Salt Lake City, Utah

Governor of the Island of Misfit Toys

My name is Ben Raskin and I am the governor of the Island of Misfit Toys. That’s what I am … Continue reading Governor of the Island of Misfit Toys

Bar Life, iTunes Podcasts, Podcast, Salt Lake City, Salt Lake Tribune

The Thin Air

It’s not the heat that grabs you but the lack of air. The air is thin. Too thin to work … Continue reading The Thin Air

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