
Going the (Social) Distance
Surviving COVID-19 by staying at-home. Continue reading Going the (Social) Distance
Surviving COVID-19 by staying at-home. Continue reading Going the (Social) Distance
If asked what my favorite part of bartending is, I would answer quickly and with the utmost certainty. It isn’t … Continue reading White Girl Drunk
I don’t drink from pints nor do I consume from handles. Having limitations in your liquor consumption means having standards. … Continue reading Fireball is for Losers
Welcome aboard! Congratulations on your new position. I’m sure that the interview process was tough and thorough but your resume … Continue reading Letter To A New Bartender
I remember a simpler time in Salt Lake. A time when a fella would have to buy a temporary membership … Continue reading Go Free Park Yourself
There are two groups of people I am constantly amazed at. The first are white people who can flawlessly perform … Continue reading Fish with Dynamite
My name is Ben Raskin and I am the governor of the Island of Misfit Toys. That’s what I am … Continue reading Governor of the Island of Misfit Toys
It’s not the heat that grabs you but the lack of air. The air is thin. Too thin to work … Continue reading The Thin Air
It started with a T-shirt—a stupid $12 T-shirt. Football brings out the worst in people and I didn’t help matters … Continue reading The Blue T-Shirt
They come in all shapes and sizes, from around the country and the globe. There are youngsters just out of … Continue reading The Gluttonous Pyramid