Tag: Utah

  • Bicycle Commuting in Salt Lake

    Bicycle Commuting in Salt Lake

    For the last two months, I’ve been riding my bike around 65 miles a week. Here are some of the things I’ve learned about bike commuting in Salt Lake City.

  • How to Defeat Spencer Cox in 2020

    How to Defeat Spencer Cox in 2020

    Spencer Cox should win the 2020 Utah gubernatorial election by over 60% of the vote. He’s a lock. Probably the surest bet in politics next year. Lt. Cox is funny, passionate, intelligent, clever on social media, bald as a cue ball and from the middle part of the state. He’s loyally served Gary Herbert and…

  • Frequently Answered Questions at Keys On Main

    Frequently Answered Questions at Keys On Main

    Last Wednesday was slow at the club. There was approximately 20 people in the room watching the dueling piano show. Unfortunate. Not because we didn’t sell a lot but because the show was really good. I usually don’t watch the show. More often than not, I’m too busy to enjoy the pianos. I hear the…

  • The Five Justins

    The Five Justins

    I got a nice purple hat. That’s about all I can say regarding Utah’s 121–88 loss to Indiana. It was a drubbing. They beat us like rented mules. Skinned us alive. Took our virgins, burnt down our city and left without a scratch. I blame Justin. We don’t know his last name or where he’s…

  • Election Night 2018 Notebook

    Time to hunker down. Watched the results coming in at the Casa de Beavergoat. Made some notes and some cocktails. Tuesday, 6 November 2018 I missed watching Chris Mathews act like a lunatic. Voting for medical marijuana in state elections is ridiculous. It should be legal throughout the United States. Beto O’Rourke is a really…