Fish with Dynamite
There are two groups of people I am constantly amazed at. The first are white people who can flawlessly perform … Continue reading Fish with Dynamite
Category: Bar Life
Governor of the Island of Misfit Toys
My name is Ben Raskin and I am the governor of the Island of Misfit Toys. That’s what I am … Continue reading Governor of the Island of Misfit Toys
The Thin Air
It’s not the heat that grabs you but the lack of air. The air is thin. Too thin to work … Continue reading The Thin Air
The Blue T-Shirt
It started with a T-shirt—a stupid $12 T-shirt. Football brings out the worst in people and I didn’t help matters … Continue reading The Blue T-Shirt
The Gluttonous Pyramid
They come in all shapes and sizes, from around the country and the globe. There are youngsters just out of … Continue reading The Gluttonous Pyramid
Fugazi Makes the Kessel Run
I have a theory. No, actually I have an observation. As one of the three managers at Keys On Main, … Continue reading Fugazi Makes the Kessel Run
A Nursery of Raccoons
Like a row of porcelain dolls, they stared blankly at me. Rows upon rows of people stood motionless in awkward … Continue reading A Nursery of Raccoons
