The Blue T-Shirt
It started with a T-shirt—a stupid $12 T-shirt. Football brings out the worst in people and I didn’t help matters … Continue reading The Blue T-Shirt
Category: Bar Life
The Gluttonous Pyramid
They come in all shapes and sizes, from around the country and the globe. There are youngsters just out of … Continue reading The Gluttonous Pyramid
Fugazi Makes the Kessel Run
I have a theory. No, actually I have an observation. As one of the three managers at Keys On Main, … Continue reading Fugazi Makes the Kessel Run
A Nursery of Raccoons
Like a row of porcelain dolls, they stared blankly at me. Rows upon rows of people stood motionless in awkward … Continue reading A Nursery of Raccoons
The Venn Diagram
It was only a matter of time. The pushing and shoving was getting too intense, too personal for it to … Continue reading The Venn Diagram
The Orgins of Gin
His name was Ross Taggart and he was my college roommate for almost two years. We shared a room above … Continue reading The Orgins of Gin
The Lowball
The perfect cocktail takes only four items. It starts with a glass. I prefer old fashion tumblers. These are the … Continue reading The Lowball
Fireball Tastes like a Pyrrhic Victory
Ever want to know how good sleeping till 10 am and not wetting the bed feels like? Try not drinking … Continue reading Fireball Tastes like a Pyrrhic Victory
Where is my jacket?
The fee for having a successful night behind the bar is found on my forearms. They should be sticky. Covered … Continue reading Where is my jacket?
Screwdriver
Last night a foursome of knuckleheads came into the club to watch the band rehearse for the Keys On Main … Continue reading Screwdriver
