I saw stars. Literally a galaxy of bright lights bursted under my eyelids as the keg fell to the ground. … Continue reading The Angry Toe
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You guys are a collective group of ass clowns. That’s right, you! Every one of you chuckle bunnies that read … Continue reading Sayonara, Suckwads!
It was too early to be up—much less going for a run. We were at the mouth of Memory Grove … Continue reading Running Is Gay
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