The Angry Toe
I saw stars. Literally a galaxy of bright lights bursted under my eyelids as the keg fell to the ground. … Continue reading The Angry Toe
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Thirteen Is The New B
Happy New Year’s, y’all. I want to wish everyone a very happy 2013. 2013. 13 is not just a great … Continue reading Thirteen Is The New B
The Curse of Santa
I am pickled. After two days of non-stop boozing pausing only to shovel cheese into my piehole, I am done. … Continue reading The Curse of Santa
Sayonara, Suckwads!
You guys are a collective group of ass clowns. That’s right, you! Every one of you chuckle bunnies that read … Continue reading Sayonara, Suckwads!
Running Is Gay
It was too early to be up—much less going for a run. We were at the mouth of Memory Grove … Continue reading Running Is Gay
Runs With The Devil
She’s dangerous. Silhouetted in smoke, she beckons me to her backroom where she offers me tantalizing sensations and thrilling delights. … Continue reading Runs With The Devil
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