Off To Pleasant Grove
Did you know that Pleasant Grove was originally called Battle Creek? The sleepy little city in Utah County was called … Continue reading Off To Pleasant Grove
Category: Salt Lake City
Thirteen Is The New B
Happy New Year’s, y’all. I want to wish everyone a very happy 2013. 2013. 13 is not just a great … Continue reading Thirteen Is The New B
The Curse of Santa
I am pickled. After two days of non-stop boozing pausing only to shovel cheese into my piehole, I am done. … Continue reading The Curse of Santa
Notes From The Pie Hole
What’s the best way to celebrate a tough night at work? How about a couple of slices of pizza from … Continue reading Notes From The Pie Hole
Mayan Calandar
I am getting ready to go to work. In my basement office, I’m listening to the Fugazi, looking through magazines … Continue reading Mayan Calandar
Lifting the NBA Boycott
I’ve never honored a boycott before. In every self-righteous rant about the evils of Taco Bell and Walmart and vowing … Continue reading Lifting the NBA Boycott
The Traffic Stop
Pie Hole is not good pizza. In fairness, at 2:30am after slinging drinks for 8-hours, covered in spilt booze, sweat … Continue reading The Traffic Stop
Sayonara, Suckwads!
You guys are a collective group of ass clowns. That’s right, you! Every one of you chuckle bunnies that read … Continue reading Sayonara, Suckwads!
Leaving Las Vegas (Part Three)
The sun was breaking through the desert sky when I started putting away my tools. For the last eight hours, … Continue reading Leaving Las Vegas (Part Three)
The Fourth Best Option
I’ve sustained substantial testicular damage from bartending at Keys On Main. It has been a chronic injury. It is not … Continue reading The Fourth Best Option
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