The World’s Worst Carpenter
There’s bone spurs between his ears. That’s the only logical explanation for Trump’s behavior. There has to be some sort … Continue reading The World’s Worst Carpenter
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You Best Be Voting Tomorrow
Here’s a bitter pill to swallow. Donald Trump was just announced President-elect of the United States of America. I was … Continue reading You Best Be Voting Tomorrow
An Open Letter to Barack Obama
Dear Mr. President: First off, I’m a really big fan. Voted for you twice. Hell, I hosted fundraisers for you … Continue reading An Open Letter to Barack Obama
Revisiting Point Break (1991)
Rewatched Point Break last night. Had a couple of thoughts about the 27 year old movie. Continue reading Revisiting Point Break (1991)
la Ville Lumière
The smoke is already drifting through my baguette-stained hands. Tilting my beret back even further, I’ll look across the Pont … Continue reading la Ville Lumière
For Las Vegas, Gun Control Now
The worst country western show I have ever seen was Jason Aldean. It was at the USANA Amphitheater a couple … Continue reading For Las Vegas, Gun Control Now
People Love Football More Than Trump
3.4 million Puerto Ricans are fighting for survival and this dotard is tweeting about kneeling at a professional football game. … Continue reading People Love Football More Than Trump
End on a High Note
It’s stunning the amount of celebrities who passed away in 2016. Losing Muhammad Ali was horrible but the end of … Continue reading End on a High Note
These Are Serious Times
The idea of drinking a glass of Martinelli’s sparkling apple cider over Thanksgiving is absurd. Holiday meals and celebrations demand … Continue reading These Are Serious Times
It’s Going to Be Okay: Election 2016
There’ only one thing for certain after today’s election. We’re going to be okay. The world is not going to … Continue reading It’s Going to Be Okay: Election 2016
