Category: Salt Lake City
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Put Down The Gyro
DUI MATH: Eating a gyro while driving down a freeway at 73-mph is equivalent to being drunk on seven beers. I was speeding down I-215 with my knees steering the truck while I was trying to unwrap the tightest gyro this side of Greece. I was struggling with keeping the tzatziki sauce off my new…
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The DABC Review Review
They weren’t just preaching to the choir. They were preaching to the pulpit, alter and the organist. Tuesday’s DABC review held at the downtown library was a mixed bag. Well, they were a mixed bag if you consider which type of Subaru or Prius they drove for the open meeting to discuss recommendations for the…
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And Dudley Moore Wept…
At the end of the night there were fewer bodies on the ground at Antietam than at Keys On Main for last call. It looked like a confetti bomb exploded in the club and the only thing that survived in the wake of destruction were the designated drivers and the already shattered Mormons. The bar…
Ben Raskin 