Author: Ben Raskin
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Rule of Dalton: A Primer For Bar Fights
I meant it as a joke. I never thought he would think I was serious. I guess when you’re sweating through your clothes in a rage, staring past me into the street at the guy who harassed your drunken girlfriend all night makes anything I say like an invitation to beat the living daylights out…
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A Serious Drink: Thought About September 11th and Osama bin Laden
I woke up on the morning of September 11, 2001 filled with apprehension. I didn’t have any knowledge of the looming terrorist attacks against the World Trade Towers, the Pentagon or United Flight 93’s final destination. I didn’t have any clue how my pre-9/11 life would be different from my post-9/11 life nor would I…
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Hog-Tied In The Back Of A Squadie
I wanted to write a blog about the last two weeks at Keys On Main. There has been fights, nursing conventions, incredible tips, huge douche-bags, a man hog-tied in the back of a squadie after getting pepper sprayed and Westminster College kicking my butt. Unfortunately, real life has gotten in the way. For the last…
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Ugly Americans
The first time I poured a drink in a bar I was 16 years old. I was working as a barback and dishwasher at a crummy little strip-mall bar in North Las Vegas named Gator’s. It was owned by my next door neighbor and managed by her daughter. It was a blue collar bar frequented by…
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Hiberniores Hibernis ipsis
Hiberniores Hibernis ipsis translated from Latin means “More Irish than the Irish.” It was labelled upon immigrants to Ireland after the Norman Invasion to Ireland between 1168-72 who absorbed into the Gaelic culture quickly and claimed Irish heritiege. They adopted the Irish language, culture, dress and lifestyle quickly and were slapped with that fancy Latin expression in…