Got Skunk?
Getting sprayed by a skunk is a makes for a memorable 4th of July. Find out how to get rid of skunk spray. Continue reading Got Skunk?
So, How Your Quarantine Going?
It was a Corona. As God as my witness, the last drink I served on Wednesday, March 11, 2020, was … Continue reading So, How Your Quarantine Going?
Going the (Social) Distance
Surviving COVID-19 by staying at-home. Continue reading Going the (Social) Distance
Bicycle Commuting in Salt Lake
For the last two months, I’ve been riding my bike around 65 miles a week. Here are some of the things I’ve learned about bike commuting in Salt Lake City. Continue reading Bicycle Commuting in Salt Lake
30 Days Dry
Harder Than It Looks It’s been 30 days since I’ve had a drink of alcohol. That’s an April, June, … Continue reading 30 Days Dry
Old as Dirt Bartending
The weird thing about getting older behind the bar is my coworkers are getting a hell of a lot younger. … Continue reading Old as Dirt Bartending
A Brief History of Racism
My Grandpa Tom grew up in Atlantic City. His dad was a hotel manager. This was before there were casinos … Continue reading A Brief History of Racism
How to Defeat Spencer Cox in 2020
Spencer Cox should win the 2020 Utah gubernatorial election by over 60% of the vote. He’s a lock. Probably the … Continue reading How to Defeat Spencer Cox in 2020
I Heart Ramsay Bolton
Social media is rough on Monday mornings. Especially if you didn’t watched Game of thrones. I catch bits and pieces … Continue reading I Heart Ramsay Bolton
Frequently Answered Questions at Keys On Main
Last Wednesday was slow at the club. There was approximately 20 people in the room watching the dueling piano show. … Continue reading Frequently Answered Questions at Keys On Main
